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My political manicfesto for Wellingborough
I am very pleased to be standing for the Wellingborough by-election happening on the 15th Feb. I am hoping to be thrown a bone and bury it with a loony landslide under the yellow hedgerow of insanity.
I am a single issue politician and have stood in numerous parliamentary elections campaigning as a Loony Party Shadow Minister for the 'abolition of gravity'.
My other policies:

My reasons for being in the Loony Party
Screaming Lord Sutch and The Official Monster Raving Loony Party were always in the news when I was at school and I joined after speaking on the phone to Alan 'Howling Laud' Hope in 1994.

Abolition of Gravity
Language and human thought are not suited for the subject of gravity. In practical terms I believe that the best place to abolish its effect is in the centre of the largest inert planet in our solar system. This is delvsinian space. A good first experiment would be to tunnel into the centre of the moon, please contact me if you are willing to finance this project.

Treasurer of the Loony Party
I am Loony Party Treasurer and representative to the Electoral Commission.