My political manicfesto for Holborn & St Pancras
I am very pleased to be standing for Holborn & St Pancras in the General Election 2024.
I am a single issue politician and have stood in numerous parliamentary elections campaigning as a Loony Party Shadow Minister for the 'abolition of gravity'.
Other policies:

• Name the gravitationally neutral nature of planetary centres as 'Delvsinian' space.
• The whole constituency will be developed into an intergalactic space port with Bloomsbury and Highgate being respectively arrival and departure lounges.
  
• Return the British currency to pounds, shillings, pence, farthings, groats and shiny beads.
• The Loony Party would issue fifty trillion pounds of quantitative easing and give all voters free lunch, complimentary drinks, crumpets and beer.
• The Loony Party will fill return flights from Rwanda with silver back gorillas for recruitment into the Metropolitan Police.
• All our remaining gold reserves will be placed on the last race at Kempton Park in a bid to reduce the national debt.
• Fishing and wild swimming will be made spectator sports by introducing piranha into Hampsted Heath.
  

My reasons for being in the Loony Party
Screaming Lord Sutch and The Official Monster Raving Loony Party were always in the news when I was at school and I joined after speaking on the phone to Alan 'Howling Laud' Hope in 1994.

Abolition of Gravity
The best place to abolish gravity's effect is in the centre of the largest inert planet in our solar system. This is delvsinian space. A good first experiment would be to tunnel into the centre of the moon, please contact me if you are willing to finance this project.

Treasurer of the Loony Party
I am Loony Party Treasurer and representative to the Electoral Commission.