My political manicfesto for Clacton
I am very pleased to be standing in the Clacton By-election on 13 Aug 2026. There may appear to be an administrative error as we have three Loony candidates standing in the same seat!
I am a single issue politician and have stood in numerous parliamentary elections campaigning as a Loony Party Shadow Minister for the 'abolition of gravity'.
Other policies:

• We will stop intergalactic meddling into British politics by Binface and other Klingons.
• Encourage friendly extra terrestrial visitors by developing a space port in the constituency with Jaywick and Frinton being arrival and departure lounges.
• Name the gravitationally neutral nature of planetary centres as 'Delvsinian' space.
• Return the British currency to pounds, shillings, pence, farthings, groats and shiny beads.
• We will issue fifty trillion pounds of quantitative easing and give all Clacton voters free lunch, complimentary drinks, crumpets, fags and beer.
• All the United Kingdom's remaining gold reserves will be placed on the last race at Chelmsford City Races in a bid to reduce the national debt.
• We will increase government transparency by moving Parliament to St Osyth Naturist Beach.
• Fishing and wild swimming will be made spectator sports by introducing piranha into Holland Brook and crocodiles around Clacton Pier.
  

My reasons for being in the Loony Party
Screaming Lord Sutch and The Official Monster Raving Loony Party were always in the news when I was at school and I joined after speaking on the phone to Alan 'Howling Laud' Hope in 1994.

Treasurer of the Loony Party
I am Loony Party Treasurer and rep to the Electoral Commission.